Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!
Doug Dorsey
You want me to put my hands where?
Doug Dorsey
We're going to France! Parlez-vous Olympics!
Doug Dorsey
We're going to France! Parlez-vous Olympics!
Doug Dorsey
Hey, I'm sorry, buddy. I wouldn't wish this on a snake. I'm outta here.
Doug Dorsey
Guess that move needs some work
Doug Dorsey
The last thing I read was a letter canceling my scholarship when I couldn't play anymore.
Doug Dorsey
I was a hockey player. The only thing I had to read was a scoreboard.
Doug Dorsey
Well, actually, it's kind of interesting.
Doug Dorsey
I've been, I've been doing a little figure skating.
Doug Dorsey
You know what? I don't even know why I asked!
Doug Dorsey
Man, this overnight thing is brutal. Why can't it be a double header, you know? Short program, long program. Same night, boom, we're outta here, you know what I mean?
Doug Dorsey
It's like, enough already! It's like...what's the word? Uh, you know what word I'm looking for? You know what I mean?
Doug Dorsey
Chicago? Nationals? [holds up her bouquet] Flowers?
Doug Dorsey
Kate! Kate, will you wait a minute?
Doug Dorsey